34,548 notes April 1, 2012 Computer:Monitor, display this document, okay? Monitor:No prob, boss. Computer:Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly? Monitor:Anything you ask, boss. Computer:Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now? Mouse:Over the icon panel, sir. Computer:Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay? Mouse:Of course. Keyboard:Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and C simultaneously. Monitor:Oh god, here we go. Computer:*sigh* Printer, are you there? Printer:No. Computer:Please, Printer, I know you're there. Printer:No! I'm not here! Leave me alone! Computer:Jesus. Okay, you really nee- Mouse:Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon. Computer:Printer, now you have to print it twice. Printer:No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off! Computer:Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone. Printer:No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink! Computer:You are not out of in- Printer:I'M OUT OF INK! Computer:*sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert. Monitor:But sir, he has plen- Computer:Just do it, damn it! Monitor:Yes sir. Keyboard:Ahhh! He's hitting me! Computer:Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend. Keyboard:He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything! Computer:PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done! Printer:Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error! Monitor:Sir, maybe we should try to help him? Computer:No. He did this to himself.
